scrotal skirking

The action of t-bagging a cake that is not your own.

Dawg that party could use a good Scrotal Skirking.

by UserIsNotFound April 18, 2018

Scrotal cuddle

When the testicle within the scrotum is surrounded by and thus hugged by the receptive labia major of a female... or failing that a willing trained rodent.

Whether or not is act is pleasurable is open to interpretation

Omg squirrels are amazing for scrotal cuddles - it even gave me a prostate massage with its tail!

by squirrel fluffernutter ;) November 4, 2011

Scrotal Surge

A scrotal surge is that feeling just before you bust your nut. A feeling almost better than the busting of the nut itself. It makes your dingle tingle. Similar to the word "climax" but a much cooler word for it.

Awesome Guy: "Hey, Dude, you know that chick next door? The hot one?"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You mean that whore with one eye, Rachel, who lives in the cardboard box?"
Awesome Guy: "Yeah, I gave her 20¢ and she sucked my cock until I had a scrotal surge and then stopped. It was awesome!"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You're pretty fuckin' weird..."

by LooseGears May 23, 2013

Scrotal recall

Being reminded why your testicles hurt the day after a drunken session.

“My nads were killing me when I woke up and I didn’t know why. Then Barry came round and gave me scrotal recall. He said I grabbed hold of Linda’s norms and she booted me right in the queensburys!”

by Nuphagus November 15, 2019

scrotal lumps

A way of life; the proper way of life

Yeah man my life has been pretty scrotal lumps recently

by m e m e.mp3 November 24, 2018

Scrotal Chamber

An area on a man's body commonly used for keeping their thighs warm. Inside of the scrotal chamber, there is also a milk factory. The milk is sold and distributed for the local area and makes your cereal great.

"I'm so happy Lachie is still around. His scrotal chamber has been keeping our town alive for fifty years"

by Jiwang June 6, 2016

scrotal discontent

refers to any angst with life whose origins can be traced back to scrotal issues
i.e: pain and suffering of the scrotum, blue-balling, rasor burn

This pussy lesion on my genitalia is leading to scrotal discontent.

by Scrotal discontent October 27, 2006