Scrucked

Screwed and fucked.

That's simple enough isn't it?

aww man, were scrucked

what's that mean?

go to urbandictionary.com dude

by Ven August 24, 2004

Sprockets growl

An expression of annoyance, anger, or disgust (often used when making light of the situation) in the form of a guttural "aaaaaaaargh,” derived from an episode of the Saturday Night Live sketch "Sprockets" (starring Mike Myers as Dieter, the eccentric German talk-show host) that contained the feature "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos." The introduction of this sub-sketch featured an old man saying its title and then doing the guttural vocalization while moving his false teeth.

Abbreviated as “{sg}” in electronic communication.

Spoken: "We've been here for 10 minutes and nobody's even taken our drink order yet!"

"Lack of service! Aaaaaaargh!

Typed: "I woke up at 6:30 to the sound of the lawnmower outside my window. {sg}"

by Chris Fagan May 2, 2005

cattywampus cock sprocket

When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice

Last nights cattywampus cock sprocket was amazing

by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017

sprocket

anus; butt-hole

He tried to put his dick in my sprocket.

by Matt December 3, 2003

Schrock

To have a rock hard cock, AKA a boner

After I woke up in math class I had to tuck my dick between my legs becuase I had the biggest Schrock ever!

by Tony Schrock November 9, 2006

scronk

An undesirable person. Certainly used in Ilkeston, Derbyshire to refer to anyone a lttle unfortunate looking, poorly educated perhaps. Or just someone you don't like.

"What do you want to go out with him for? He's a right scronk"

by drbollocks April 17, 2008

shrocks

shrocks. the shrek crock. the roadmen are quaking at these fresh creps they bouta finesse some

ay up look at that geezer wearin those crepes imma bout to finesse me some fresh shrocks bois

by what’s-a-pseudonym October 18, 2019