Scrote Moat

The area around the base of the scrotum where it comes in contact with the legs and is always sweaty.

"Wow, James has some wicked B.O!"
"No man, he just needs to wash his scrote moat."
"WTF is that?"

by teleturn March 27, 2010

scrote cheese

the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty

i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.

by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011

Scroterboating

Scroterboat, scroterboating, scroterboated. The word was created in lakewood ohio during a shift at the winking lizard tavern. To scroterboat one is to perform the act of placing the face of one person in the scrotem of a man thus performing the motorboat action creating the scroterboat.

Mr. Mcristall had taken off his pants, when a small hispanic man came up and performed the scroterboat.

The hispanic likes scroterboating

I had been scroterboated.

by THE BLACK RINGGGGGG August 18, 2011

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012

scroataboat

I kid who is either awful at everything he does, doesn't give you snacks when you ask for them or is a lame person in general

derived from scrotum

Zack: Hit me up with some of your graham crackers

Cam: I will if you give me a free Juul
Zack: your such a scroataboat

by GHETTO_SCROTABOAT January 25, 2018

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014