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I kid who is either awful at everything he does, doesn't give you snacks when you ask for them or is a lame person in general

derived from scrotum

Zack: Hit me up with some of your graham crackers

Cam: I will if you give me a free Juul
Zack: your such a scroataboat

scroataboat by GHETTO_SCROTABOAT January 25, 2018

Words you can keep

Scroaterboat

When one puts ones face in a scrotum and proceeds to motor boat

"So last night she's sucking my dick right then all of the sudden she scroaterboated me"

"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"

Scroaterboat by Hairy Scroats May 6, 2013

Related Words

scroataboat • scroatboat • Scroaterboat • scrotoboat • scrote boat • Scroat Coat • scroat moat

Scroaterboat

A motor boat given to the scrotem.

She got drunk enough to give me a scroaterboat last night.

Scroaterboat by stevey-cakes May 6, 2013

scroatboat

a gay cruise ship

Dude 1: Did you hear Disney is going to launch a new gay cruise to the Bahamas?
Dude 2: Hell no! But I'll bet that scroatboat will truly be "the happiest place on earth".

scroatboat by Boytigra February 27, 2009

Scroatboat

Used primarily by law enforcement to describe a vehicle which is operated by a Scroat. A scroatboat is usually an older, rusty, piece of shit vehicle covered in pot stickers.

I pulled over a real scroatboat last night.

Scroatboat by tedthehorse December 20, 2012

scrotoboat

Motorboating a scrotum; engulfing your face in balls and blowing in a side to side motion enthusiastically.

Baby, I can't wait to get home and scrotoboat you. Don't even think about washing that funk off!

scrotoboat by Shillbilly.jr July 16, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026