scroataboat 

I kid who is either awful at everything he does, doesn't give you snacks when you ask for them or is a lame person in general

derived from scrotum

Zack: Hit me up with some of your graham crackers

Cam: I will if you give me a free Juul
Zack: your such a scroataboat

scroataboat by GHETTO_SCROTABOAT January 25, 2018

Scroaterboat 

When one puts ones face in a scrotum and proceeds to motor boat

"So last night she's sucking my dick right then all of the sudden she scroaterboated me"

"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"

Scroaterboat by Hairy Scroats May 6, 2013

Scroaterboat 

A motor boat given to the scrotem.

She got drunk enough to give me a scroaterboat last night.

Scroaterboat by stevey-cakes May 6, 2013

scroatboat 

a gay cruise ship

Dude 1: Did you hear Disney is going to launch a new gay cruise to the Bahamas?
Dude 2: Hell no! But I'll bet that scroatboat will truly be "the happiest place on earth".

scroatboat by Boytigra February 27, 2009

Scroatboat 

Used primarily by law enforcement to describe a vehicle which is operated by a Scroat. A scroatboat is usually an older, rusty, piece of shit vehicle covered in pot stickers.

I pulled over a real scroatboat last night.

Scroatboat by tedthehorse December 20, 2012

scrotoboat

Motorboating a scrotum; engulfing your face in balls and blowing in a side to side motion enthusiastically.

Baby, I can't wait to get home and scrotoboat you. Don't even think about washing that funk off!

scrotoboat by Shillbilly.jr July 16, 2022