scrando

A combinnation of the word stranded and random to form an adjective for a person out of place.

"last night at that party I was such a scrando"

"What was with those scrandos at my party last night"

by Chris Davey January 11, 2009

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

Scrandolph

Scrandolph: A very very bad player in a video game

(ORIGIN)

Scrub = Scrandy = Scrandle

Random = Randy see BK Randy = Randolph

Randolph + Scrandal = Scrandolph

Get this Scrandolph off my team before i punch a hole in my T.V.

If one more Scrandolph noob tubes me im gonna jump out my window.

by xHypern0va November 9, 2010

screwdriver

when the female is upside down and the male is on top going down and up with a bit of a twist hence the word screwdriver

that is definitly a screwdriver

by ladiesman129 May 31, 2018

Serendipity

1. The act of 'stumbling' upon something good or fortunate. Something that makes you happy.
2. Store in NYC
3. A 2001 romantic comedy, starring John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale

I was walking along the streets of New York City thinking of the 2001 hit romantic comedy Serendipity when I looked up and saw that I was right in front of the small shop Serendipity. If that doesn't describe the brilliance of sheer serendipity, I don't know what does.

by Cornu Copiae January 29, 2010

The screwdriver

Where you shove your entire arm up someone’s ass with a straight hand then grab what you can feel and yank as hard as possible. If they don’t bleed, you’re not doing it right.

I gave Kevin the screwdriver after he fucked me in the ass.

by Littlefuckfucker69 March 27, 2019

Scrandols

Scrandols isn't necessarily a word in itself, but more of a sound that's made when trying to confirm similar brainless activity in others. Hipsters Posers out of Lafayette Louisiana 'coined' this term yet are unaware of any significance it ever had so it's like an animal call for nothing. It is possible that the etymology of the word once had something to do with a demographic, but everyone was too afraid to inquire so it became meaningless again.

"Scrandols. Please kill me before it's too late."

by Leblanc January 15, 2014