sorry caps

By default this phrase is meant to be used in a nice way, as an excuse for unintentionally writing a whole sentence with Caps Lock on any chat. The person hits enter , without checking the written and notices that only after. Then he turns Caps Lock off and excuses for his ignorance.

Lately this excuse has been over-taken by retards and used right after the sentence, neglecting the ability to correct the sentence (delete and rewrite it). In many cases this 'excuse' is in caps also.

Marowit: SO YOU GOT A NEW CELL, I UNDERSTAND?
Marowit: sorry caps :/

-or-

xXx~|Sephiroxxoroorz|~xXx: HOW DO I USE IT I DONT UNDERSTAND, HALP ME PLX!!! SORRY CAPS!!!1

by Marowit August 3, 2007

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

Sorry Alan

To screw yourself while trying to prank another.

To forfeit accidentally by leaving a round during a card game thinking you had lost but had not.

To harass a friend when messes up.

I went to trip Brad and “Sorry Alan'd” myself!

He had a flush and “Sorry Alan’d!”

To a friend who misses an easy putt: “Sorry Alan!!”

by Engine hump May 12, 2020

Canadian sorry

'Canadian sorry' is when you are sorry for something that isn't your fault or you have no control over, such as a friend getting sick or stubbing their toe.

"I can't go, I have a paper due tomorrow."
"I'm sorry. :/"
"That isn't in any way your fault, why are you sorry?"
"I'm canadian sorry."

by Revan J Malak September 29, 2013

sorry bout em'.

Feels sorry to be in someone's place or position or sorry about the people that can't be partyin like your partyin.

Anderson Cooper just got punched 10 times by a gang of Egyptians. Sorry bout em'.

by T-rent. February 22, 2011

Sorry dude

Added to a conversation to ease the impact when you deliberatly do something you know you shouldn't be doing.

Katie "Are you eating my last piece of pizza from the fridge!?"
Joe "Ah yeah... Sorry dude"

by sseanyy January 4, 2010

Sorry about your penis

When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.

Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".

by Broomy3 January 7, 2009