scooterblob

Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.

I was at Walmart today and nearly got run down by a scooterblob in the snack aisle.

by Trog2FdUp2C1 August 21, 2010

Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.

"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.

by vito141 August 4, 2011

scootie woop

The sudden or quick feeling of enthusiasm, enjoyment, exuberance, & eagerness

Scootie woop is how my girl makes me feel!!

by Pretty Princess May 9, 2016

scottle

A scottle is a measurement of the candy Skittles, specifically containing 3 Skittles.

"Could I have some Skittles Conor?"

"Sure! Here's three scottles."

by Mangosah May 25, 2016

Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy

Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??

by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020

Scooblebopped

Someone who is confused, doesn’t know what is going on

“holy shit i farted and that smell has me scooblebopped”

by jcass69trappy December 16, 2021

vent-scooter

The person or thing in the air vent, in a movie, when the main character goes into the vent. Mostly found in horror films.

Shouting at screen: Oh my god! Run! The vent-scooter's gonna get you!

by pineapplex February 7, 2010