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Scorched

Once Sonic, now replaced by Hog
Scorched: “ I̴̢̤͚̙͈̒̀͐̀̀͒̏͌̽̒̀͝ ̵̢̛̤̥͓̯̬̟̐̈́͑̊͐̋̇̾̾͘W̴̫̱̥̠̯̝͇̱̫̿I̶̢̖͙̳̗̥̣̘̰͕͖̋͂͌̄̀͘L ̡̢̬̫̥͔͗͗̑͐͝L̵͓̯̟̺̠̫͙̔͊͗́̚ ̵̛͖̳͓̥͈̗̜͖̫̖̼̒͗̈́͊̓̉͋͘̚͠͠͠N ̢̧͕͕̪͖͔͙͔̥̖̏̀̍̐̍̈̈͠͝ͅȌ̶̪̩̻̜̥̖̳̗̮̪̄͒̈̋̕͜͝ͅT̶̩͚͎̯͐̾̐̌͝ ̡̗̱̦͇̤̠̺̱͍̫̠̰͛̃͂͜ͅB̵̧̧̰̭͙͕̟͋̄̈ͅE̴͍̠̎̀̌̈́̄͆ ̶̛̛̣͈͈̠̱͇̲̗̌̈́̽́̆͋͊̏͑̉Ṛ̴͎̂̂̂E ̡̧̥͖̗̪̘͇̙̰̥͑͑͐̌͒̈́͑͗̈́̎͒̕ͅP ̧̤̻̜̼͒̋̈́̏͆L ̡̡͍̗̦̫̫̮̦̤͉͔͙͂̈̑̈́̏̾̌͑̃̆̀̓̑͜ͅĄ̴̼̺͉̩̲̗̘̥̪͙̥̮͊͌̾̿̓̍̃̋̊̇͘C̴̡͎̯̫̱͚̋̍̾̃̑̓̐ͅĘ̶̤̲̦̤̤̌̾͂̏̎̀̍̊͊͑̒͂̾̕̚D ̧̡͉̬̟̹̮͍͕̫̰̞̭͈̣̑͐͒̌̍̔̀̒!”
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Sconche

Sconche / Sconched - to inhale ones food. To eat so quickly your taste buds aren't activated and missed the assignment. Similar to scarf or scarfing down food. Sconching is synonymous with devouring.
"I'm definitely going to sconche this..."

"Sconche it down bro!"

"Bruh, he sconched that s**t down!"

"She saw those donuts and sconched the whole dozen!"

"Ah, indubitably, sconched."

"..Houston, we have a sconche"
by TheDunnisher June 7, 2024
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Scotched-Earth

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
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Scorched Earth Fallacy

A severe form of Poisoning the Well where, after identifying a single flaw, mistake, or morally questionable association in an opponent's past, one declares their entire intellectual landscape barren and uninhabitable. No argument they ever present, past or future, can be valid because the ground has been "scorched" by their earlier transgression. It is a totalizing dismissal that seeks to burn down the person's entire credibility permanently.
Example: "You admitted you voted for that corrupt mayor ten years ago? That's it. I'm deploying the scorched earth fallacy on you. Nothing you ever say about politics, economics, or even the weather can be trusted. Your judgment is eternally compromised." One past action is used to justify rejecting all future contributions.
by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026
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Wall Sconced

Randomly being knocked in the head by a wall sconce while having sex.
-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!
by Peep & Haha March 11, 2010
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Getting scorched

When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2
Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.
by Mr. Mundie April 6, 2021
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