scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

scotchegging

To shoot your jism onto your partners breasts,then empty the contents of an ashtray over them!

Iain-"Do you fancy a scotchegging tonight darling?"
Julie-"No thanks but maybe bukkake"
Iain-Ock Aye The Noo

by Terry Nutkins September 9, 2003

scorched rail

When you've had soo much sex your member looks like a bbq'd weenie

"Man, I had soo much tail this weekend my dick looks like a scorched rail"

by Brent Hart April 5, 2007

scoochemos

"we scooch" in the spanish language

Diego and I scoochemos down the lunch table

by Pedro Hernandez December 16, 2008

shocheed

A way of describing something as being ultra retarded.

Dude, that game was so shocheed.

by Dr Hax March 9, 2010

Scotchety

adj. - Being of an extremely Scottish nature, or being covered in tartan.

"Since I've moved from Edinburgh, I find the only thing that cures my homesickness is to make my living quarters as scotchety as possible."

"Professor McGonagall is one fine, scotchety sorceress."

by Garcia Mendez January 2, 2012

scooche

Something that's okay or alright with your plans.

It wasn't supposed to rain today, but that's scooche.

by firegoodell April 20, 2018