scitter

scitter is scottish for dioahria and can be used 2 insult a person..

tam: u r a dafty neil!
niel: shut it , ya wee scitter!

by jimmy mallon October 7, 2007

Schlitterfaced

When someone visits Schlitterbahn of New Braunfels, the largest water park in the USA, and gets drunk at one of their many swim up bars. I.e. shitfaced

The kids wanted to go around in the crystal river all day, so I got Schlitterfaced.

by Sshhhhhhh July 27, 2015

shlitter

short for "shitty litter." The left over remnants and pieces of a big shit that does not make it down the bowl when flushed. Can be floaters (in the water) or stickies (on the side of the bowl).

"Hey, who left all the shlitter in the crapper!?"

by Jack Hughman January 22, 2017

Scitter Pants

Someone who shits their pants in the middle of school

Everyone called dawid "Scitter Pants" after he shat himself in school

by Lidl Donuts February 8, 2022

Sclattered

adj. Meaning a mess somewhere on somplace anywhere; representing a small disaster, similar to splattered but more funny. It is also a term by YouTuber/Streamer "ImDontai" used correctly.

"Whoops.... i dont want it anymore, Jinx why is your brain ........sclattered on the floor"

by Mah niegua March 28, 2023

dome splitters

A huge hit that hurts your head.

Man, That bong gives dem dome splitters.

by Michael McMichaels January 27, 2009

Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.

I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town

by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018