get schwifty

to take of your pants and your panties then sh*t on the floor

awww yeah! you got to get schwifty!!
- rick and morty

rick Sanchez

by 432_evyn August 3, 2017

Schmidt

Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ

That's so Schmidt.

by susan1992 December 14, 2010

Dirty Schmiddy

The act of while using a sex swing. Twisting the sex swing over you while your partner,mounted in the swing, unwinds down on your pulsating member.

The Dirty Schmiddy: Picture a cieling fan with stirups.

by Backyard B February 14, 2010

schwiggles

another word for schwag (low grade reefer)

Hey can you call Tim for some Schwiggles?

by Chris Mike Ray JB August 21, 2006

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

Schweded

The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding

I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him

by The Schwedes October 8, 2017

schmidlock

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body

I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.

by Terlucs June 7, 2018