schwiggity schwag

marijuana, usually of low quality.

Dude, let's go smizzle some of that schwiggity schwag.

by Hella Rad February 24, 2004

Schwag-ache

A headache as a result of smoking low-grade marijuana (schwag).

"Man, I smoked a blunt of that schwag this morning and it gave me a schwag-ache afterwards.. I really need some dank."

by Duke of Devonshire December 27, 2007

schwag weed

This is the most basic type of weed you can get.

Most dealers will have this kind. Easily grown and can come in bricks.

Cant get most worse except weed thats laced.

If your wondering why your not high yet then u know you got this shit

Smoker 1: Yo how come i dont feel nothing

Smoker 2: Cause its schwag weed man

Smoker 1: you cheap fucker

by MikeLiu February 3, 2012

schwag

cock, wang, tool, a schwag is slang for penis

man, jon has a big schwag

by kielbassa January 7, 2006

schwag problems

To have extreme trouble finding good weed when all you can find is schwag weed.

I cant find anything but dirt here, so i guess every one in this town has some serious schwag problems.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

Schwag King

A wanna-be drug dealer who thinks it's cool to sell large quantities of low-quality mexican brick weed to his friends who clearly prefer dank.

I just bought 10 lbs of brown schwiggs from Taylor, the schwag king, for $650. It seems to be mostly moldy sticks and pencil shavings.

by heddynugget$ May 19, 2009

bam schwag

dry, brown, crumbly, or otherwise low quality weed.

bam, being short for bammer, and schwag meaning weed.

Bob: I just got a $50 ounce!

Fred: How? Was it some bam schwag?

Bob: Yeah, but I'll just sell this shit to some stupid freshman and buy myself some chronic with the profit!

Fred: Legit. We'll burn it fat.

by Bud S. Moker, Certified T.H.C. May 9, 2008