The most basic type of pussy you can get, easily found (bars, craigslist, the dessert section, buffets, etc.) Can't get pussy that's worse, unless you pay discount prices in the bad part of town. If it burns when you pee or your crotch itches, you probably had schwag pussy. Pussy you don't brag about.
Friend 1: Just go talk to that girl at the bar.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.
by Khalfrodo February 8, 2015