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Schrodinger's sarcasm

When someone says something and based on the reaction of others will claim their previous statement to be sarcastic.
Phill: i think your an idiot

Rob: didn't you fail your GCSEs
Phill: jesus i was being sarcastic
Rob: i think this is a bit of schrodinger's sarcasm
by Scat_lord May 29, 2020
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Schrodinger’s Joke

a joke that’s both joking and not joking depending on how the recipient takes it

like a “jk…unlesssituation
a: haha let’s date

a: jk…unless
b: did u just schrodinger’s joke me?
by marchrun February 2, 2022
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Schrödinger's Date

Two people decide to hang out without specifically calling it a date. If nothing comes of it, you frame it as just two people hanging out together. If you end up dating, however, you would both point to this event as your first date.

During the Schrodeninger's Date itself, its status in indeterminate. But afterwards when you look back at the event, you can determine what it truly was.

This is derived from the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment in physics. But this has greater opportunity for sexing.
Person: "Andi, was that a first date last night?"
Andi: "I don't know, it was a Schrödinger's Date. He just said that he was bored and wanted to see a movie. I'm not super interested, but if he wanted to go out, I wouldn't mind it and we had a really good time and we'll have to see what comes of it."
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Person: "Jase, how was your Schrödinger's Date last night?"
Jason: "It was great, but now we're going to a hockey game this afternoon and then dinner with her parents tonight. I'm pretty sure that's was officially our first date.
by SlaveChild October 28, 2010
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schrodinger asshole

some one who says racist or out of pocket shit and acts like its a joke or not based off the peoples reaction.
elijah: I dont think black people should vote.
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move
by Rusty767 November 22, 2022
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Schrödinger's Penis

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.
Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
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schroff

A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).
Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?
by f16venom January 1, 2012
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Schlobengrinder

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.
Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.
by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016
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