tabloid schmuck.

the ABC reporters

Assange: tabloid schmuck.

by assange April 13, 2011

schmuck

The excess paper at the end of the roach on a joint. Called 'schmuck' because you usually cut it off.

"I won't be able to get a good haul off that man, cut that schmuck off"

by NewFnShow January 10, 2009

schmuck

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.

Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"

by haDurak March 13, 2009

schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

by D-Bizz November 27, 2006

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009

Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022