The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 6, 2024
Get the "About Schmidt" Challengemug. -Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..
by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023
Get the Schmidt-Hissrichmug. 
by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018
Get the Charlie Schmidtmug. A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013
Get the schmidt dickmug. the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
by therobotshirt August 5, 2011
Get the pulled a schmidtmug. When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.
I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.
by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023
Get the Schmidt onmug.