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Schlang

v. To throw or fling something without care or order.

v. To freely dangle (esp. in reference to male genitalia unencumbered by underwear)
1) What should I do with the pillow you asked me to move?

I don't care, just schlang it over there.

2) Guess what I'm doing right now.

What?

Letting it hang loose.

You're letting it schlang? Gross.
by Mythrandir August 2, 2011
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schlingpflanze

Pronunciation (sh-ling-flahn-zuh)

German for creeper.
random person 1: wow you're such a schlingpflanze....
random person 2: a what?
by navy 78 June 1, 2010
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schim-schalin

typical Chinese rice beer manufactured by schaolin priests,usualy mistaken with vietnamese rice beer ukumfachi.
Guy A:Wanna beer?
Guy B:yeah
Guy A:i got sum original asian beer
Guy B:orly,i luv ukumfachi
Guy A:i got only the schim-schalin here
Guy B:OK, lemme try...
by lmaotsetung October 30, 2008
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amanda schain

a female girl that loves a male whose name usually starts with a J ... also has a very short attention span and likes lolipops ... also is madly in love and cannot stop thinking about her boyfriend named john because he is the best boyfriend in the world ... also amanda is unrealistically beautiful and has a great sence of humor ... also has dimples on her back that her boyfriend loves to touch ... p.s i love this girl p.p.s she loves pandas
amanda schain: i love john

molly barrack aka her best friend: we all no amanda and i love dillies.
jess pinsker aka other best friend: i love running in the dark singing runaway love.
by apandaliveshere October 4, 2011
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wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.
"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"
by matt December 2, 2003
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Schlan Party

a party in which only gentlemen are able to attend. Alcohol consumption is a must.
Dude I wish I was part of The Gentlemen so I could goto a Schlan Party!
by The Gentlemen June 20, 2006
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Schlangin’

The word used to describe the way in which the cock and balls of a man hang low and tend to swing back and forth in the midday heat. May also refer to when one has a sweaty, droopy ballsack, or just having a long cock in general.
Micah had been fishing in the summer heat all day, and when he got back to his car, he whipped out his cock to check for leeches and realized he was schlangin’.
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