homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"
by BeevyStee March 14, 2009
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Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.
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The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.
Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009
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by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020
Get the Scratch Paper Weird mug.A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
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This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
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