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Stair Separation

While at school or any other public place, while experiencing massive magnet balls, one will step 3 or 4 steps up thus, relieving the magnet balls in a not so obvious way.
Tom: Dude why the hell are you stepping up the stairs so high?

Joey: Well, when you have magnet balls, you can relieve them by stair separation so it aint so obvious
by Camera1 April 10, 2011
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separation of church and state

The idea that government shall favor no religion for another or make no law that is bias toward one religion and not another.

What it does not say is that elected officials can not be religious. It says they should make no law that favors religion or display favoritism in a public government institution.

Putting a cross in the back of your office is fine, displaying a statue of the ten commandments in front of a court house is not.
What? Can't buy beer on Sundays in some states, that violates separation of Church and State.

What? "In God We Trust" on coinage, the government is favoring Christianity over other religions. I feel this violates separation of church and state. I shouldn't have to be preached inside of a court house or inside of a school. If I want to hear preaching, I could go to church or temple or a mosque or whatever else their is.
by booser March 19, 2005
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shartation

A conversation with another person about sharting. Word mixture between "Shart and conversation" Shartation
Chris: The other night I was rushing out the door to meet my parents for dinner. I tried to squeak out a fart and I sharted. I had to come up with a good excuse for why I was so late to dinner.

Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.

Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"
by Thomp5290 March 25, 2009
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Separation Depression

When you get so attached to them you become depressed when you leave their presence.
Emma: hey how are you??
Jasmine: Eh could be better. I left Anthonys house earlier and im going through separation depression.
by Inferno6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ November 29, 2020
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Perhaps the most ignored and misunderstood part of the 1st Amendment, even the whole damn Constitution. This concept derives from the establishment and free exercise clauses of the 1st Amendment.

The government CANNOT give preference to any religion, yet we still have "in God We Trust" on our currency, "One nation under God" in our Pledge of Allegiance, and legal marriage rights are dictated by the Church.

There may be no restrictions on religion.... well almost. Numerous Supreme Court cases have allowed for some restrictions (no polygamy for mormons, no peyote use for some native american religions, and no animal sacrifices for some religions, i guess) but these restrictions are for EVERYONE, not just against a particular group (so it's technically not discrimination).

Essentially, people are free to BELIEVE what they want (even if they aren't allowed to PRACTICE their beliefs in some cases) and people are free FROM religion.
Thank God (Ironic? I think not) that there is such a thing as Separation of Church and State. Imagine being forced to believe a certain way or being punished by law for believing something.

Marriage is both a legal and religious institution. WTF? Don't we have separation of church and state?

Guess what? I believe that a giant spaghetti monster sits on a throne of meatballs and laughs at all of humanity's follies. I can believe what I want.
by AnySensiblePerson September 15, 2009
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separation of church and state junk

When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.
Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"
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5 degrees of separation

In today's hyper connected world, 6 degrees of seperation is somewhat outdated. If your online and using sites like Facebook, Bebo, Okurt or Myspace (or multiples of them) you're only 5 steps away from everyone in the world not 6.
After talking to Conner at the party for awhile, Hannah realized she recognized him from a comment he left on her friend's Facebook wall. 5 degrees of separation in the flesh.
by avant/chi fan January 15, 2009
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