samsung intensity

A cell phone with a full keyboard. A decent phone, if only it had more than 20mb of memory and could shoot, send, and recieve VIDEO!

Guy 1: I got the samsung intensity!
Guy 2: Sucks for you, it can't even shoot video!
Guy 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

by YouMayCallMeV December 1, 2010

Emo microwave Samsung refrigerator

Jun

He’s an emo microwave Samsung refrigerator

by Ahumanthatexists June 24, 2021

Samsung

The brand that people use when the feel like they don’t like apple anymore.
People only do this because they think this is the only android phone ever.

Some Kid: Ayo, I’m ‘bout to head out
Some Other Kid: Why bruh?
Some Kid: My iPhone broke so imma get an android phone
Some Other Kid: Oh, what phone my man?
Some Kid: There’s only one, Samsung

by vChedbrug76 October 11, 2019

Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam

Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Sebby294 June 3, 2021

Samsung

one who helps us come

samsung means to come

by SEX IS FUN!!!!!! April 10, 2004

samsung sam

hottest things on earth
1. samsung sam (69420° C)
2. earth's core (5200° C)

OMG SO HOT OMG

I COOM HELP *cooms* 😫😫😫

AGHH FACK

samsung sam so hot wtf 😳😳

by sassyboka June 3, 2021

Samsung

Possibly the worst phone brand known to the existence of mankind

Idiot: Dude, my phone won't load, the camera is broken, my messages delete and i can't get any good apps

Guy: Sounds like you have a samsung

by ihatemysamsung August 19, 2012