scammer

What happens to Indians that don't have real jobs

Scammer: Hello sir we have detected malicious bad not good hacker scary software on your computer
Me: Oh no what am I going to do
Scammer: First hit control alt c

Me: One question what is your name?
Scammer: Richard...I mean Raj... wait no Robertson...Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta... oh wait.... shit
Me: Damn scammer

by Makundra December 3, 2017

Schmememe

Denoting when someone is saying something stupid or fastidious

"And she was like schmememe"

by Toylet Duck June 9, 2018

scammer

the nibba who stole my karambit

the scammer stole my karambit damn it!

by dr. bill v2 May 10, 2019

indian scammer

a person that is indian that scams people they are commonly mostly indian 0.5 out of 10 indian people arent scammers if you find an indian and they are not a scammer you will have luck for the rest of your lifes.

this indian scammer tried to take my lunch today.

by momtookmilk April 26, 2023

tech support scammer

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021

scammer

A young individual who makes out with the opposite sex.
One who throws a scam or is scamming on someone. A way to explain the personality type of a potential hook up.
Can also grow up and still scam.

girlfriend A: so what do you think 'bout Billy-Bob?
girlfriend B: they may call him Billy-Bob, but he's a real
scammer!

by E to the o to the s July 7, 2006

I Just Got Scammed

A super shit song that people like

Intro
Auger Rod
Seems pretty nice
Ice collection 10?
Oh hell no!
I know what to do

Verse 1
Off to the hub
I need a rod
But I can't build it up
Levels are stuck
And I don't have the guts
To spend more time
With the ice collection
Spoke with this guy
He seems so nice
He said he likes to craft
He never lies
He will never scam
He'll never mess with his
Reputation
But then
When I gave him all the items
With a straight face
Looked at me
On his island
Oh god no!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

Verse 2
I need some help
This isn't fair
Admins don't care
I got post everywhere
I wish Simon was here
He'll get my gear
It's not sweat that you see
That's a face full of tears
Now let's be frank
Don't understand
It would all be resolved
If I had youtube rank
Man this isn't a joke
I'm not trying to laugh
They get treated like gods
By the Hypixel staff
Even if I had
All the proof I need
In 4k
Noone cares
Noone looks at me
I am so upset!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

by FluencyXYZ May 17, 2020