Cleveland Smarty-Pants

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

by Maaatt123 January 11, 2009

scarty

the scariest look a mother can give

Barb gave cole a mad scarty look when she went out the door

by frisky moustace & vaccum belly July 28, 2007

sharty

A stupid way people from atlanta say shorty.

Yo sharty I'm from atlanta we should hook up!
Yo juss a silly ass country nigga!

by Dennis November 29, 2003

smartyhost

Any hosting provider that has terrible up-time and poor business support.

That hosting place was a total smartyhost

by Anoosh Manzoori January 29, 2009

Swarty Method

An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.

The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.

by Aswart August 11, 2010

Mr. Smarty Pants

Somebody who is pretty smart. You normally copy off this dude in class and pick on him occasionally. But at the end of the day, he knows he's needed to copy off of.

Mr. Smarty Pants just pooped his pants again.
Time to copy off of Mr. Smarty Pants.

by shinyhinter November 15, 2016

sharty

shower party. Consists of a group of college students showering at the same time with music playing.

it's sharty time!
let's sharty everyone!

by ermajean2 October 19, 2018