pop a shard

The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.

"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"

by teenwolf11021981 July 15, 2016

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

Shard barbie

A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines

That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.

by JOSH719KING September 24, 2017

border sardine

1. Border Sardine - Term used to describe any illegal immigrant crossing the border to U.S. from Mexico, usually in cramped vehicles.

"Damn man I was at Filly B's last night, that place was full of border sardines!"

"I heard the Border Patrol caught another load of border sardines downtown last night."

by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008

Shardaye

An absolutely amazing person. She is very smart, but loves to slack off. She laughs at absolutely anything. Most definitely a Gen Z, with the typical nihilistic aproach to life. Has a select group of friends, with whom she hangs out with most frequently. She's pretty short. Just bluntly stating it.

"Who's that girl over there?" "Oh, that's Shardaye. A+ person." *Shardaye yeets away in the distance*

by Fandoms Are Horcruxes September 21, 2018

Sardoodledom

One funny ass word.

How to use Sardoodledom in a sentence:

You just did!

by Da Hudge97 October 17, 2009

noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.

"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."

by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010