Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by Codysbitch March 10, 2021

King of Sanford

Jake Hill

Jake Hill is the king of sanford

by KING OF SANFORD OFFICIAL December 13, 2022

James Sanford

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life

He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford

by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019

Sanford Factor

When nothing comes together and does not run smoothly during a crisis.

In order for the project to run smoothly we had to eliminate the Sanford Factor.

by The Wallert December 16, 2011

Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.

"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."

by What Didiwright November 03, 2023

Sanford

verb: to fumble a joke and blow the punchline before finishing the lead up.

Man, he really Sanforded that when he tried to tell the joke. He told the punch line first and knew he blew it.

by What Didiwright February 19, 2025

Sanford

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos

"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"

by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021