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Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.
"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."
by What Didiwright November 3, 2023
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Sanford

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos
"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"
by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021
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sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
by ganaimn July 10, 2009
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white sanford

“We should separate this office space to give us storage for those 20K lunch bags we ordered with our marketing budget.” - Bob

“Yeah, I think a wall partition would work great.” - Grunt

“Yeah, I was thinking about getting a fabric curtain to hang up here and divide the space.” - Bob

Are you serious?” - Grunt

“Yeah, why do you say that?” - Bob

“That is so white sanford!” - Grunt
by Michelle February 3, 2005
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M.B Sanford

boy1: hey dude wanna suck each other off at M.B Sanford?
boy2: nah M.B Sanford sucks
by ChrisLovesDarkTiti June 1, 2022
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.sanford._

Hottest, most amazing, most kind, and possibly one of the most funniest people I've ever seen! Did I mention how hot he is? He's on TikTok with 906 followers at the time of writing this! (Congrats btw ^^)
Have you seen .sanford._ newest video?!
I'll have to check it out!
by Deimos69 July 18, 2021
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