by assavengers January 3, 2009
Get the the sticky sandpaper slapmug. An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.
-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.
-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.
-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.
by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011
Get the fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condommug. The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.
Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 22, 2015
Get the Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallwaymug. I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic August 9, 2008
Get the I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosenemug. Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020
Get the Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.mug. The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.
My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.
by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020
Get the Sandpaper Anniversarymug. Has a sandpaper face from pimples and normally listens to TikToks to loud on the bus and is hulk but in a fat way
by anonymous November 1, 2020
Get the Sandpaper facemug.