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Sample Zombies

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
by andiego July 17, 2012
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Sample Tour

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.
I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?
by Marlos March 12, 2010
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Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.
Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."
by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010
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tuna sample

When a hoebag flaunts her vagina in a club or dance studio by saying free samples all day but shes talking about her fishy smelled cunt
Damn Mariah stop showing me your vagina, it's making me want a tuna sample.
by Hailey Kindles February 22, 2009
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sample whore

Noun-

One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.

Verb-

The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
The sample whore was hungry and broke, so he went to the grocery store to pick up a quick lunch from the sample carts.

Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.

"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
by Propaganda Panda March 30, 2008
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freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?
by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021
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Small Sample Size

Used in statistics when there is not enough data to make a conclusion. It has two major uses:
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.
1. Person 1: Jeff Francoeur is a good hitter! Look at what he did in 2005!
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)
by Philliesfan311 December 20, 2008
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