Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008

Skeva Sampler

Pick your ass, scratch your balls, scrape your chode, pick your earwax, pick your nose, ...then eat it.

Back in high school, Michael was caught eating his favorite treat, The Skeva Sampler.

by Little Nikki Lowery October 19, 2013

Smiler

An entity of the Backrooms made of only a toothed, grinning mouth and glowing eyes.

It is unknown if Smilers have a body, as they only lurk in darkness.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Sausage Sampler

Another word for cock whore. One who sucks more than one dick.

"Britney Spears and Chris Crocker are Sausage Samplers!"

by Mr Neo Black December 9, 2008

frown smiler

Someone who frown-smiles. They either do so because 1) they are not confident enough to smile, or 2) they want to create the impression of modesty and ingenuousness. This latter reason is usually a means to a particular end, for instance frown smiling in order to convince an audience of a statement or belief.

Why does Butthead such a frown smiler?

Devlyn Steele is totally trying to get into our heads with that frown smile.

by LAAson April 24, 2008

whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.

“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”

by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014

Smiler

Smiler - A.K.A Magic Fingers

Is a person originating from Dorset who unknown to man has an uncontrolable desire to smile what ever the occasion. Is also a person who has an atractive anglo-african monther and gets owned by old welsh men called Roy (A.K.A The Boy).

Random Welsh Bystander (from Lampeter): Oh look...there goes Smiler!

by Smilers Friends January 31, 2010