Hokie Stalker

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.

I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.

by elemental July 1, 2005

friend stalker

A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.

Ellen is such a friend stalker, she won't stop calling me! I don't even like her!

by Jaja A August 12, 2006

stalkerdoodle

A person that is so infatuated with someone that they make up fake myspace profiles just to stalk them. They may even try to impersonate someone else just to break up a relationship.

That stalkerdoodle needs to go away!!!

by anti-stalkerdoodle April 10, 2010

salmeron

A tall cool amazing guy who is incredibly funny someone who is always there to take your side when things get rough. Salmeron is a charming cute nice guy who has incredible hair and amazing eyes you get lost in. What can i say? You'd be lucky to have yourself a Salmeron.

friend: Man i wish i had a boyfriend.
friend 2: I got a guy name Salmeron for you he's charming!!!!

by unknown jo February 12, 2017

Budget Stalker

A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.

Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?

by KidCuervo February 27, 2013

light stalker

A photographer. Makes reference to photogrpahy being the capturing of reflected light.

I am a light stalker that specalizes in landscapes.

by Photo1 January 27, 2019

eBay Stalker

A person who uses your eBay feedback page to see what sex toys, cosmetics, lingerie you think you are buying in the privacy of your own home.

Damn! I never should have told that guy I dated what my eBay handle was. He's probably an eBay Stalker.

Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.

Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.

by Fat boy in the basement June 1, 2005