Sacramento minute

About 8 minutes of time.

I'm around the corner I'll be there in a sacramento minute. (Passing J street but you're getting off on 26th.)

by LePresident June 12, 2018

Sacramento Sweater

The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.

-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

Sacramento Rivercat

When you stick your nose in your lover's ass, draw whiskers on the inside of their cheeks, and then plunge your tongue into their ass.

She was none to happy when he gave her a Sacramento Rivercat.

by erebus37 June 21, 2007

Sacramento Kings

Best team in the NBA! Nothing can beat them. Even though we havn't won a championship yet..... We Will!

Why do the lakers need Gary Payton?
Becuz they cant stop the Sacramento Kings!

by Random John July 10, 2003

Sacramento Turtleneck

Like an Old King Clancy, except with orange marmalade.

Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.

by BrickyFists March 25, 2009

sacramento broomstick

when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.

Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004