electro swing

A mix of dubstep, swing, and remixes all in one. Basically everything you need.

Today Phil and I listened to some Electro Swing on YouTube.

by urban children scare me July 31, 2016

tampon swing

Pulling a bloody tampon out your cunt getting blood on the toilet bowl

Karen tampon swinged all over my toilet now theres blood everywhere looks like a crime scene

by Tomscunt January 19, 2016

I dont swing that way

I am not that sexuality. Mostly said as in I am not homosexual.

Man: Want to go out to dinner sometime?
Man: Sorry I dont swing that way, I'm straight.
Man: Oh ok, no problem.

by Santas Sexy Helper August 1, 2004

Sultans Of Swing

One of the best songs ever written, by the band "Dire Straits".
Surpasses all the mainstream crap of today in EVERY aspect, but still it's VERY unknown in the young generation of today.

Josh: Did you listen to "Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing"? It blew me away!
Peter: Sultans of the what?
*Josh slaps Peter*
Josh: Sultans Of The Swing you mainstream bitch!

by Urik March 15, 2007

swing by

To stop somewhere for a short visit

My doctor said, if I wanted to see real pain, I should swing by First Eucharist on a Tuesday night.

Chuck Palahniuk
Fight Club

by Mutargim October 29, 2006

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

Big Dick Swinging

"Big Dick Swinging" is a phrase used to instill a sense of wellness and optimism into ones self before attempting to overcome a challenge for which one is not prepared.

Jill: "Are you ready for the math exam?"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"

by DrBONGhITS420PHD December 12, 2013