scamper

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.

Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!

by coby March 2, 2003

swammer

the act of no longer being a college swimmer. after quitting these individuals are known to have a large increase in body fat and an increase in drug use.

After coach told me I sucked I quit the team and became swammer

by dpuss December 9, 2008

bingo stamper

When a male has some cum dribble on the tip of his penis, he smacks it on the forehead of his female (or male) companion and yells "BINGO!!!"

She sure was pissed off when I gave here a bingo stamper when her mom was visting.

by Spewie Lewis June 20, 2003

Swamped

When Shrek smokes you out, after which you are trapped hanging out with him for the rest of the day putting up with his shitty driving, and listening to his shitty music.

"Yeah Shrek smoked me out the other day, but I ended up swamped afterwards. His weed sucked too."

by Dick Berman November 1, 2013

shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

Swampert

Swampert is the most badass Pokémon in the world. Greninja can go suck two huge BBC’s, cuz Swampert is the way more superior water type. He always has a huge cock, which is 100 times bigger than greninja’s little shrimp dick. Easily the best starter to chose in Pokémon history, and mudkip is adorable af.

Wow you chose a Swampert as your starter, awesome!

by Swampy_the_godslayer February 23, 2021

Swapper

A motorcycle rider that has close to no control of his motorcycle whatsoever (typically a dirt bike rider), causing the motorcycle to swap from side to side instead of riding in a straight line. This is predominately due to the riders ability to ride a bike or lack of skill on a motorbike.

Skuzzle-Butt-Sally: Hey Sanka, did you see Billy-Ballbags motocross race on Sunday, he was riding like a bat out of hell!
Sanka: DID I EVER, I was racing him. He's such a swapper, the guy is lucky to finish a race alive, the guy lives off hopes and dreams I'm telling you. He was in front of me at the beginning of the race until he started to get all swirly and started swapping all over the shop, taking up the whole track like a true swapper. Before I knew it, he swapped into me as I was attempting to pass the swapper and knocked me unconscious for a few seconds. I came unconscious to Billy-Bob-Ballbags saying "Hey Sanka, ya dead yet man?". From my recollection, I nodded my head at him whilst I said "Swappers tsk tsk tsk tsk".

by ET PHONES HOME June 24, 2016