cotton swab

when you gradually, but not noticeably stick your finger in a womans ass,while her panties are still on.NOTICE:By gradually and not noticeably,that means, unexpectedly.

When tired of dry humping,gradually but not noticeably,use theCOTTON SWABto awaken the moment.

by Glimpze June 18, 2008

Snort swab

To get tested for COVID-19

"Hey, Mate... now that Donald Trump is COVID positive are you finally gonna snort swab yourself?"

by red phillips October 2, 2020

Milwaukee Cotton Swab

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person

Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho

by Kimochi Warui August 24, 2021

The Utah throat swab

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.

Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.

by gunthar June 24, 2011

Poon swab

The cleaning of a womans vagina with a Q-tip; Often used as an insult.

Me:Shawn you are such a poonswab.
Shawn:Poon swabby!!

by Jessica & Ashley August 28, 2005

cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.

Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

anal swab

Pertaining to a guy who steals other peoples calls and uses it on them and claims credit for the calls. What dick thing to do. Yes Guy, im talking to you.

Guy Manton AKA the "Mc stooge" Theif of the payout "anal swab"

by Ma Nigga August 14, 2006