Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A test to determine the paternity of a child/baby daddy. Typically, the process involves the use of a cotton swab on the inner cheek to extract DNA of a black man or other minority.
"Dat bitch went to court and now I gotta get my mouf swabbed but I know fo' sho' some other nigga da one dat got dat bitch pregnant!"
by DoNNy BoY December 16, 2007
by BigPPSchlongMaster June 10, 2015
A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.
by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009
by o0 kinky March 16, 2003
the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
by D nasty July 24, 2006
by xxchristxx July 26, 2009