slob swab

A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.
Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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mouf swab

A test to determine the paternity of a child/baby daddy. Typically, the process involves the use of a cotton swab on the inner cheek to extract DNA of a black man or other minority.
"Dat bitch went to court and now I gotta get my mouf swabbed but I know fo' sho' some other nigga da one dat got dat bitch pregnant!"
by DoNNy BoY December 16, 2007
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Cunt Swab

Person 1: Wow, John is such a cunt swab.
Person 2: Yeah, John is such a tampon.
by BigPPSchlongMaster June 10, 2015
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Swab-Donkey

A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.
Timmy :- Hey man, I'm going for a swab-donkey today!!
Tybalt :- Uhmmm WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009
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dick swab

someone that is used to swab..or clean..a dick..as in sucking on it to get all the shit off of it..
"yeah baby...lick that shit off..you're such a good dick swab.."
by o0 kinky March 16, 2003
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swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
by D nasty July 24, 2006
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dick swab

when your about to cum, you ejactulate in ones ear then clean it out with your penis.
girl one: did he fuck you in th ear?

girl two: no just the usual dick swab.
by xxchristxx July 26, 2009
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