suzywong(suzy)

Wrong.(verb ie-"to go...")(cockney rhyming slang)
Wrong. Unexpected reversal of fortunes.
A fuck up that unfolded rapidly, causing one to go "garrety"(cockney rhyming slang).
A West Ham away game.

Q:Wassamatta mate?

A: Aaaah!The job in Leyton looked like a proper earner, then some cunt went & nicked me drills! It's all gone suzywong(suzy). I went garrety!

by Nickdd December 6, 2006

Lazy Suzy

Means nothing but sounds dirty. Used in conversation to make oneself sound more knowledgeable or more successful in bed than is actually true

"I got my first Lazy Suzy last night - holy hell!!"
"Whats a Lazy Suzy"
"You don't know what a lazy suzy is???"

by Raven_mad December 17, 2011

a suzy

Someone that is retarded or mentally disabled. When someone does a idiotic act is called "a suzy". Someone that does something that is stupid or retarded.

Im going to run into this tree

WHACK!

Lol, what a suzy

by scottysullivan October 6, 2006

Dirty Suzy

A gagging blow job that spews vomit all over a cock

Man, that girl put my dick so far down her throat i ended up with a "Dirty Suzy!"

by Captain Smack'a Cracka January 12, 2019

A Suzy

A female (typically a junky skank) that's completely out of her mind insane and is the most narcissistic person you'll ever meet with a major compulsive lying disorder.

You dont wanna talk to that girl. She's A Suzy like no other before, stay away from that one, I found that out the hard way.

by Luzifer333 June 30, 2022

Boozy Suzy

A party animal (usually female) who goes out clubbing, even though she cannot handle her drink.

Girl 1: I love you soooo much hunny bunny, let's get another........... falls asleep*

Girl 2: Let's get you home boozy suzy

by UltimateDoge July 21, 2022

Raping Lil Suzy

The infamous shock piece that Encyclopedia Dramatica dredged up from the mid-1990s that floated around chatrooms in the era. It could been the piece that inspired three to even attempt what this conveyed. I am not going to go into details but will say it's pretty sick. The origins of this was from a site called usernet as some of the boards as they noted get quite nasty for the era, the Encyclopedia Dramatica before they were even a thought. This place was noted for employing leet speak before LiveJournal blogtroll decided to harass those on AIM with it as some pulled out the infamous forerunner to copypasta and invade chatrooms with segments of this sick narrative.

If you wonder where Jared Fogle got the idea for his infamous spree think that old usernet dribble that the trolls Encyclopedia Dramatica pulled up.

others -- don't say it.

You're talking about 'Raping Lil Suzy'

by illinoishorrorman January 23, 2018