stump broke

describes an animal which has been trained to back up to a stump to facilitate the act

Ol' Dave got that heifer so stump broke, all you got to do is step up on the stump and she backs up just pretty as you please.

by Booger February 27, 2004

Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

stump a chunky

to take a crap, or poop or ass fudge it

MAN!! my stomach hurts, im gonna go stump a chunky

by chugg nubba January 14, 2008

Stump Baby

A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.

Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.

by ponus January 20, 2009

Stump training

Stump training is when a rancher stands on top of a stump, and get's the live stock to back up into him, so the live stocks vagina is at penis level.

Stop stump training the horses Billy!

by SyntaxLOL June 7, 2017

stump muncher

someone who sucks extremely large penis and chokes on it. hence the ''term stump muncher''

i munched my boyfriends stump so hard it fell off, ummmm im a stump muncher

by noobfish February 20, 2011

Stump Grinding

When an amputee uses the remaining part of the affected appendage for sexual acts.

Ever since Jack lost his hand in that accident at the well, Jill’s been really into stump grinding.

by Plazmik May 9, 2019