struggle olympics

When people continue to one-up one another in a social setting situation involving a competitive power dynamic when it comes to who has really struggled and who has not, with everyone one-upping then dismissively lording their experience over other people’s heads . Often observed in mommy groups.

"Hun, if you think that's bad, I had to deal with..."
"Oh, yeah? Ha ha ha, that's nothing, just wait until I tell you what I went through..."

(Becky and Brittnee are both known champions in the struggle olympics, who will win?)

by SusieCatWoman13 January 7, 2020

skruggle

Is the the point in time in which things may not seem to be going your way; perhaps difficult in a sort

Damn man I can't pay my rent this week, the skruggle is real

by Caliboyi December 10, 2014

Harlem Struggle

When a man receives head from a person, male or female, and shoves his dick down their throat, locking his legs behind the recipient's head to keep it in that condition, and subsequently cuts off the airflow. The gag reflex activates, and the recipient of the Harlem Struggle chokes on it.

The Harlem Struggle makes it more pleasurable to the man as this choking can induce sensations and make the throat tighter.

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 25, 2019

struggle burger

A hamburger where the meat has been replaced with cheap noodles. This is only something you would make if you're broke as shit. Usually popular among college students, hobos, and people who invested in Bitcoin.

I'm always making struggle burgers. But one day, I scoured all of my jeans and my floor and sidewalks outside to collect enough change to buy a cheeseburger from McDonald's. That was seven months ago and I still have the wrapper as a keepsake.

by abisexualsockpuppet March 10, 2014

Power Struggle Theory

Power Struggle Theory is the idea that a weakling is going to be most sensitive to a power struggle. This is akin to when a small dog barks wildly. This theory describes the behavior of young women who hunt for attention and enjoy keeping men at their fingertips. The vast majority of young women on sites such as Tinder and Facebook love to be in control of interactions with men and get off on the feeling of power they hold over them. Relinquishing such power is not in the interests of such a weakling, as then men would gain the upper hand in all areas. Such women usually have multiple “safe” beta males orbiting them. The woman gets a different type of stimulation and pleasure from each of the orbiters; also known as juggle play. A confident man does not need to engage in power struggles because he feels good about himself on his own. Most attractive young women realize the gig is up once the power struggle ends. They like to extend the struggle as long as possible to maintain their power and because of their fear a man will realize she brings less character to the table than he thought.

Guy 1: Why does she reply to only 30% of my messages? I thought women loved to get attention.
Guy 2: Not necessarily. Why do you think many women interpret your interest in them as weakness?
Guy: I don’t know. They don’t like muff munchers?
Guy 2: Power Struggle Theory in practice.

by Eric Kazinsky January 13, 2016

strugfest

when a bunch of ppl are struggling with the same task

"Your team hasn't made a shot in five minutes! Strugfest!"

by strug mcgee November 28, 2009

strugglenet

Laggy or shitty internet. A way of saying Shiternet without cursing

"Wow... Your lag infected us. Nice strugglenet ya got there"

by LaughAtYou July 19, 2015