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Spuds

A woman whom is typically large, lazy and bossy and during sex is very unproductive and tends to "Just lay there and take it" resembling a sack of spuds making the intercourse very one sided.
"Urgh I took this girl back to mine last night and she was a total Spuds!"
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013
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look at that spud....she fell asleep with a beefcake in her mouth.
by alexis January 1, 2004
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refers to sexual behavior or attraction between males of the same sex. As a sexual orientation, spudism refers to "having sexual and romantic attraction primarily or exclusively to members of one’s own gender", this is also occassionionally referred to as being a "raging homosexual" or as in the science field as "peterism".

Undoubtedly this has long been considered a blight upon the human population, with many refusing to accept this terminology in common culture.

The word has origins arising out of a small rural area near strabane in Co. Tyrone, Ireland.
Oh my gosh!! That young fellow is displaying quite a few spudish tendencies.
by Daniel Shipley February 11, 2009
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A name for a stoned bloke, typically a unit. occurs by suffering immense brain damage from significant consumption of alcohol and drugs and achieving a half vegetable state.

See also; fried cunt, aussie legend
person 1: Oi old mate Jerry got fried on the weekend, he snorted so much shit that he's been hospitalised
Person 2: What a fucking Spud cunt
by avinabeer December 10, 2018
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Spud; a phrase commonly used to insult someone younger and less experienced than you, it can also be used to insult yourself. When the phrase spud is used it can be seen as either casual banter or an extreme insult that may cause the recipient to cry or receive traumatic flashbacks. Spud is an all rounder insult, it can be used to say someone is inexperienced or annoying. When referring to yourself as a spud it can mean you feel or have done something stupid or did an act of cringiness.

Synonyms are: noob, fuck head, stupid, cringy, annoying, rookie, uncultured
"You look like such a spud with that hat on."

"I felt like such a spud the other day when I played mine craft."

"Ugh, I'm such a spud. I got a D on my math test"

"John, you're such a spud at fortnite."
by Milfredodoeswords June 22, 2018
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Charles is a little spud
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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(v) to destroy someone in an online game
Origin is from the player named Spud who uses his name when attacking someone.
Hoss: Oi Spud, you attacking that invading player?
Me: Yeah, imma spud him hard this time
by Byokugen March 11, 2019
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