spork

To spork: When a man becomes erect while spooning a women and it leads to sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Let's cuddle"
Man: "Okay."
Woman: "This feels nice."
Man: "Yes it does."
Woman: "Hey, I feel that, are you trying to spork me?"

by Smiles129 October 11, 2014

Spork

A person who is online on instagram past 1:30am is a Spork.

A nickname given to the actor Scott Folan due to his being active past 1:30am. Scott "Spork" Folan is an actor who was cast as Jeremy Heere in the 2020 production of the hit broadway musical 'Be More Chill' in London.

Go to bed you Spork.
Spork Folan plays the character of Jeremy really well.

by SporkSporkSporky December 28, 2019

Sporking

The act of fucking while spooning

damn girl you and mark were sporking last night

by breiack October 08, 2020

spork

the most useful eating utensil known to mankind as of his date

lets go steal some sporks from toco bell.

by C<{XXX}[:::::::::::::::::::::::::> February 11, 2003

spork

An ingenious invention comprised of combining a spoon and a fork. Although as innocent as "she" (yes the almight spork is a she) appears to be, the spork possesses immense power and will soon take over the world or replace chop sticks.
Crazy... perhaps, replace chop sticks... oh yeah! You know it's coming.

Jake: Hey rob whatcha got there?
Rob: It's a "spork" dude! What do you think it is? ... OMG!!!
Jake: What is it Rob?
Rob: I just lost my wig!! And my hommmies from China Town burned down my house! Tis horrible!
Jake: Use the spork
Rob: Hehe, that's right join the dark side ... we got cookies
,... *long slience*... and twinkies too *grins widely*

by Contemplate thou life October 25, 2005

Spork

A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night

Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.

by God January 22, 2005

Sporking

Spooning with a raging boner.

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.

by jayquanderulo June 05, 2015