purple headed yogurt spitter

A purple headed yogurt spitter is a nickname for a man's genitalia.

"john looked down with a shy smile as Jenny took his purple headed yogurt spitter into her mouth with vigor"

by Stefan the English Man December 22, 2015

Spitters

Know most commonly on “race jet skis” spitters are often mistaken as pissers. Only full blown racers know about “spitters”.

“Oh yeah fuck yeah dom check out those “spitters” on that super jet over there.. that guy pulls ass for sure”

by Ohyeahfuckya June 12, 2019

spitter milking

the action of spitting in someone’s ass while milk leaks from your genitalia

last night i was spitter milking your mom as she played with my left nut

by skyduo0623 April 11, 2022

seed spitter

A person who spits the seed of a man

Wow! She didn’t swallow, she’s a seed spitter!

by anonymous December 24, 2024

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.

Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.

by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017

Lavender Spitter

A person that sleeps all of the time.

Look at that lavender spitter, he’s sleeping again.

by Bigsexygreek22 November 16, 2021