spankers

(UK Northern) Adjective: A description of a newly bought item, as in 'brand-spanking-new'.

See also: preggers (pregnant), bonkers (mad), Cheggers (beloved tv presenter)

Don't walk in the mud with those shoes, they're spankers

by papajonesjr March 26, 2021

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Spanker

Also referred to as SPNKR, this term is used to define something that transcends the rank of "banger" and one ups the phrase "this slaps"

"Macintosh Plus is an absolute spanker of a song

by hingedurethra February 10, 2020

Spanker

A very fine person or "thing"

#spanker

"That's a spanker of an idea!"

by xxDodgeXX June 22, 2018

Clanker spanker

Someone who is romantically attracted to clankers or other mechanical things.

I know you like Star Wars, but why do you have to be a clanker spanker?

by SpeedyDrums October 3, 2025

Spanker 5000

my netherite shovel with sharp 5 and unbreaking 3

it can kill

(insert player name here) was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using Spanker 5000

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ January 8, 2021

yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

by crackerlicious December 18, 2009