snob apology

a snob apology is when you recognize someone in public but pretend not to see them. then, later, you contact a mutual friend to admit to having seen them and didn't mean any offence by ignoring them.

Hi Jennifer, I think I saw your friend Daniel at the grocery store downtown last night. I wasn't sure if it was him, but if it was, this is my snob apology - let him know that I didn't snub him on purpose!

by auntiereese January 8, 2017

Snob goblin

A high society snob that places themselves above everyone

"God ever since Ryan joined that yacht club he's become a snob goblin"

by Mtg187 November 22, 2017

Snob Job

When one person inserts his or her nose into the vagina or anus of another person in order to emulate intercourse, then follows by quickly inhaling and exaling through the nose.

Josh gave Alex's ass the best snob job he had ever had.
Kenny snob jobbed Stacy's twat so hard that she queefed all over his face!

by W Kevin J February 20, 2009

snob mob

i disagree with the previous postings on the snob mob... i think they are the most respectable group of girls at oakton. the only reason people think bad things about them is because they're just jealous that they cant even hang out with them much less get ass from them. maybe they would hang out with you if you werent so gay.. last time i checked we were all in high school and every guy at oakton acts like they never left middle school. the snob mob members are doing things with their lives... going to respectable colleges and actually having the open-mindedness to meet new people... not going to tech or jmu or trashy radford. so maybe whoever wrote the other things about SM should pull their heads out of their asses long enough to realize that the only reason they wrote those things was because they are jealous. sucks to be you.

ohs boy: slike i heard you hooked up with some guy this weekend
SM: no actually you were the one hookin up with dudes loser
ohs boy: no that was audrey
SM: same thing

by we're cooler than you fag May 7, 2005

snob mob

wow i'm glad we are all so mature these days and i'm even more glad that this is the way we are ending our senior year...

if anyone has something to say maybe you should try saying it in person instead of posting it on a website so no one knows who you are.

by ok cool May 9, 2005

Snob Rob

When a snotty or snobby person takes something away from you, i.e. robs you of something.

"That skank, Veronica, totally snob robbed Ben from me."

by brazilian_moss January 10, 2013

Snob Talker

Someone that always puts big grammar words in almost every sentence on purpose to sound ostentation.

I can barely understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 30, 2015