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Frustrated Samurai

Rough sex using kendo-style armour. Not enclosed to any position, it excepts all. Usually involves spanking, biting and using a kendo sword as a sex aid (this is encouraged, but not compulsory). The couple/threesome/orgy/etc, then commit group suicide in the classic samurai style of a knife to the lower abdomen, this is due to the fact the penis can not win the battle against the vast variety of sex toys available. It is one of the most popular forms of snuff.
"I'm sorry to announce we lost a dear friend last week, he went out with glory preforming the spectacular sexual move called the Frustrated Samurai, what a way to go!"
by Thesexpest69 July 11, 2016
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word Samurai

A person who can be dangerously adept at outmaneuvering another with language.
We call her the word Samurai because she is solidly confident that if and when she chooses to, she would win when it comes to words.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
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Google: Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I do, Hentai too (cackles).
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Samuel

As acquaintances or friends, you can always see Samuel with a lot of friends. Normally, he isn't very talkative, but he can crack amazing jokes and is a very humorous person. He is really kind and caring around people, and is also a sacrifice maker. These are most of the reasons everybody likes him.
Once you fall for a person with the name Samuel, and if he does too, you're very lucky. He will be even more kind and caring to you, then there's his generous, loyal, and amazing self. He's very reasonable and responsible. For some reason, he always has the time to talk to you, no matter if he says that he will be busy and will try to find time, he's always there for you.
Wow! Did you see (insert a female name here) with her boyfriend? I hear that her boyfriend is an awesome person that everybody is willing to die for just to be with?

Oh yeah, I've heard of him. He's Samuel.

Well! No wonder.
by Luna-chan September 3, 2013
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Samuel

Samuel is a cool guy
by hunkeloff August 2, 2020
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Samuel Robertson

An extremely gay homosexual who likes to steal peoples scabs and sell them for money and tears. He eats his own feces daily and many call him there bitch. His swimming coach abuses and puts lube on him and forcefully sells him cocaine.
"That Samuel Robertson guy takes so much shaft"
by Hesoyam Clan May 28, 2013
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Samuel

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s always there for you and won’t tell anyone anything that you’ve told him without your permission . He has been heart broke a few times by a couple girls. But that doesn’t change the fact that he’s hilarious and will always make you laugh. Samuels are some of the best people to be friends with. Samuels are usually tall, have dark hair and dark brown eyes. He is caring and loves you. If you ever meet a Samuel be friends with him and never let him go out of your life. He is one of the best people to be around.
Person 1: Have you met Samuel ?He’s a great person!
Person 2: No, I should go talk to him.
by ❤️😊😳😉 June 7, 2018
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