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An extremely gay homosexual who likes to steal peoples scabs and sell them for money and tears. He eats his own feces daily and many call him there bitch. His swimming coach abuses and puts lube on him and forcefully sells him cocaine.
"That Samuel Robertson guy takes so much shaft"
by Hesoyam Clan May 28, 2013
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