smatchy chawch

An asshole that smells sour

That guy's a smatchy chawch

by Drunkisish May 21, 2017

weiner smitchel

A penis. The human male sex organ. A dick. A shalong.

Mein weiner smitchel stayed hard for soo long that I thought that I would have to, go to the emergency room and have a doctor stop the erection.

by Mister Mc April 13, 2008

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes

A reference to any female who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a writer or otherwise. May also refer to any girl you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes - it was a name she gave to anyone who willingly made a whore of themselves!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

smitch

(latin - smitcho, smitchere) 1. a callous man often spotted seeking pity in bars, taverns, and diners; 2. one who has obtained a new face. (see also: Finch)

Upon reviewing your application, Smitch, we at the Finch School of Medicine regret to inform you that you have not been selected as a candidate for the class of 2007.

by bob March 12, 2003

SMATCHIT

A short, dirty (perverted) man.

That old man is such a smatchit.

by Steve November 12, 2004

Smitch

A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.

John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"

by kevnar March 1, 2009

Smitch

A Smelly Bitch.
A female who smells funny.

That girl you slept with last night was a SMITCH!

by Anononon March 21, 2007