by fushigi88 July 29, 2009
Smarties are a kind of candy, chocolate with candy coating. They're round and come in a multitude of colours. Party-smarties are ecstacy pills. They're also round and come in a multitude of colours. And they're good for parties. Did I mention they were round?.... But I have seen triangular ones before....
by Icewind March 04, 2005
1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.
2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.
Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.
Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?
2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
by Calico Cal June 06, 2004
A box where you whisper something to it and then pick out one of the smarties inside and it will give you the answer on the back depending what color you picked. (Hopefully the one you wanted)
by you know October 31, 2004
When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.
Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.
They always win.
Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.
They always win.
Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.
I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers
I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers
by JBN Gstache April 25, 2007
the sweet nothing that one may whisper over textual message, while stronly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
by Kinsey-Loo October 27, 2008
If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.
Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."
Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."
Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."
by KenzelC April 10, 2010