Sloodle

The crying fit after the act of Masturbation. Usually lasting 3 to 5 minutes, is accompanied by wondering why you're "so damn lonely".

There was nothing on TV last night, so I decided to lance with my porksword. Turned out to be a bad choice; I sloodled for a good fifteen minutes.

by Korean Spelling Bee Champion October 27, 2009

sloon

Female thats been ran through too many times

Wow, you got HER number? That chick's a sloon; get her outta here!

by M-easy July 5, 2003

Slookie

A term used to a describe a person who is very slick and also great with the ladies.

Damn, look at that kid with all those ladies...this nigga be slookie!

by Smooth Joe May 1, 2006

Sloob

The term sloob comes from a combination of the words Slut and Noob. A sloob is typically a female that is unattractive and/or an inexperienced alcohol consumer, leading to overtly drunken behavior. Sloobs represent the lowest class of college slutty girl. Antonym: Honey

"Yo man, I was so wasted last night, I slayed that sloob that walked into my basement."
"Gross bro."

by JBAMA April 11, 2010

sloochie

the combination of a slut and a hoochie

ugh that girl is such a sloochie!

by C_Love88 December 16, 2009

slobjobability

Ones ability to get a Slob Job.

Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.

Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.

When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability

by timecop23 May 8, 2018

slobosaurus

A slob on a Jurassic scale. One with the hunger of a T-Rex.

I was a complete slobosaurus as I devoured $27 worth of White Castle.

by Andrew George Pierre Aubry June 12, 2019