Shrek

is life. is love. if you don't want anal sex with Shrek you have problems. shrek is with ur mom. Shrek be dummy thicc daddy

I have an addiction to Shrek and I want him to climb up Thanos's butthole

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And then Lord Shrek said unto Jesus "come forth and recieve an eternal supply of onions".

by OnionFairy November 30, 2015

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To Shrek is to lift up your leg while walking and let off an enormous flatulent.

The room was so crowded so I Shreked and cleared the room.

I was walking in the library and couldn't stand the silence so I decided to Shrek.

by Ryanskanksy November 13, 2013

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shrekked

Matt, you just got SHREKKED ny me!

by Peseta February 20, 2017

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The sexiest man alive. You will never see a hotter looking specimen in your life.

Fuck, I jizzed in my pants after I looked at Shrek again.

by Niggertœs October 16, 2019

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A magestic green beast who starred in a series of films that we watch ogre and ogre again.

Have you watched shrek ?
Yes ogre 8 times today

by MissPerriwinkle March 31, 2019

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In other words god. He is the enlightened one. Sig heil

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