Shrek

is life. is love. if you don't want anal sex with Shrek you have problems. shrek is with ur mom. Shrek be dummy thicc daddy

I have an addiction to Shrek and I want him to climb up Thanos's butthole

by obese burnt chicken nugget August 19, 2019

shrek

shrek is love, shrek is life.

alan: hey greg!

greg: shrek is love.

by oat milk March 18, 2021

Shrek

To Shrek is to lift up your leg while walking and let off an enormous flatulent.

The room was so crowded so I Shreked and cleared the room.

I was walking in the library and couldn't stand the silence so I decided to Shrek.

by Ryanskanksy November 12, 2013

Shrek

A god, and some one you want to worship, other known as "The Meme That Will Never Die" And a hero.

You need to start worshipping Shrek, or join the Shrek Cult.

Shrek iste meme that lives on and on so don't say rude things about him.

If you don't enjoy all Shrek movies even just one {IF U DONT ENJOY SHREK!!} I don't enjoy you.

by AAAAhrun June 22, 2018

Shrek

In other words god. He is the enlightened one. Sig heil

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by PEW PEW SHREK IS GOD June 11, 2018

shrek

Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.

girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek

by C3T6 November 20, 2019

Shrek

The hottest, sexiest, terrific ogre you will ever know of. He got the largest dick with the average of 22 cm. If Shrek asked you, "can I visit your swamp." you need to let him, because it is a experience once a lifetime. Shrek might have sex with a lot of people but if does not mean that he likes it, because he is in love with a girl called Sri. When Shrek finally finds Sri, he will be the happiest ogre ever. When he sees Sri he will have the largest power ever, making is dick over 30 cm. SO WHERE IS SRI!! SHREK NEEDS HER!!

Shrek is involve with Sri

by yousleptwithmamann November 22, 2019