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White Sharpie

Doing a white sharpie is when you get a blow job from a girl and then you draw on her face with your sperm.
Bro, my girlfriend asked for a white sharpie last night, so i drew a dinosaur.
by Rlvers March 27, 2011
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Mexicans with Sharpies

The small group of young hispanic ladies who get a little "creative" while applying eyeliner. See picture
Look at the herd of Mexicans with Sharpies coming at us!
by Smelly80222 April 24, 2006
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Sharpie Ninja

One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.

Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.
Zack must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has the Mark of the Ninja.
by Luke Loukas May 29, 2008
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sharpie sex

Your masturbating with a sharpie
Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun

Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling

Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018
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sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.
... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.
by max j July 14, 2005
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Sharpie

Is the hottest guy on campus, with a tight booty.
alicia: Yo, did you see that Sharpie in your calc class?
Mikey:How could you miss him? I want to butter his biscuit asap.
by sasquashing hoe November 29, 2006
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Lonely Sharpie

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....
Hi Im Lonely Sharpie, IM BACK BITCHES
by tperry76 December 14, 2016
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