Seriously Technical Device

Seriously Technical Device is a slang term for a STD.
"Hey, did hear that Amanda has a Seriously Technical Device."
"Yeah man, she's got some gadgets!"
by Meowwoman March 22, 2009
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uhh... seriously

1) to say ''uh seriously"
2) to michael jackson on somebody+
by ty December 13, 2003
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LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
by Lily Snape July 01, 2011
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A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real

A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many

The most important point in anyones life
Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"
by Cman36 January 16, 2011
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get the fuck out. seriously!

when one person wishes to eject another person out of a room during an intense conversation in an awkward housing situation.
by district J July 08, 2010
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Seriously Shut the Fuck up

U just want someone to shut the fuck up ... they so annoyin.. leave me alone... get a life.. get the fuck out of my way
by James Evans March 28, 2004
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A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
by tinkmobile June 21, 2009
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