Scoldilocks

A young woman who nags people to "be kind" and scolds others to "be better" because "that's not who we are." She is often a millennial version of a Karen, though not yet as harsh.

When she started lecturing us that our language was not "appropriate," I invited Scoldilocks to make us some sandwiches.

by Father Hollywood December 5, 2020

Scollen

Scollens are mythical creatures that have been around for years. They usually hang out in their kitchen and do the traditional ‘Scollen Dance’. They will also refer to you as a daft cunt.

What a Scollen he is!

by DD3456 January 11, 2021

scolihead

an extreme fan of musician (Sandy) Alex G

Woah, that girl was listening to "Monsterhead," one of the unreleased Alex G compilations. She's definitely a scolihead.

by whatwasyourfirstthoughttoday February 13, 2022

scolio

A slur for people w scoliosis.

"hey look at that scolio!"
"Ew gross"

by jaeep2 April 2, 2022

scolenciadrent

A drink that kind of tastes like houmous.

"Ew, this drink tastes so weird!"
"That's because it's a scolenciadrent."

by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022

scolioid

A word for people with scoliosis

Did you hear noah is a scolioid

by gazey October 26, 2022

Scoldering

Scold smouldering hot. Like white hot but hotter, still touchable.

Australian for farkin hot kent.

That bloke is scoldering, his wife is totally punching.

by Kennedrhi December 18, 2022